that I still have those damn pregnancy pimples on my chest, even though I have been officially un-pregnant for almost 5 weeks now
that I ate an entire 1/2 gallon of pinstripe brownie ice cream on Sunday night
that I have a blister on my heel from the stupid shoes I stupidly decided to wear yesterday and today
that Mr. Rootbeer made dinner for the first time ever last night
that I have about 13 loads of dirty clothes lying all over my house
that I have zero inclination to wash any of those clothes in the near future
that I would get another puppy in a second if only Mr. Rootbeer weren't so mean/sensible
the misters of the world should stop being so sensible slash mean. then we could all have puppies everywhere and all our problems would be solved! :) yayee for puppies!
ReplyDeleteThe pimples will go away! I thought they would be gone too after mine… took me about three months! Blah! What we do for our children!
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